Two Straights Too Many: A Laugh-Out-Loud, Heart-Twisting MM Romance That Breaks Every Rule Beautifully

What happens when two “totally straight” best friends get just a little too close—only to realize maybe they’ve been lying to themselves all along?

Romeo Alexander’s Two Straights Too Many (part of the Heroes of Port Dale series) is a romantic comedy with real emotional teeth. It’s a sexy, hilarious, and ultimately vulnerable MM friends-to-lovers romance about self-discovery, denial, and the fine line between bromance and actual romance. With its signature mix of humor, heart, and heat, this book delivers an emotionally immersive story that will stay with you long after the laughs fade.

Why does this book matter now? Because in a world that’s finally celebrating the fluidity of identity, Two Straights Too Many doesn’t just flirt with queerness—it dives right in, asking what happens when you outgrow the story you’ve been telling yourself… and start writing a truer one.

Two “straight” best friends. One town. Way too much tension.

At the center of this story are two men—best friends, coworkers, confidants—who’ve spent years joking about their “straightness” even as their behavior edges into questionable territory. They’ve shared beds. They’ve had too many lingering touches. And yet they’ve never gone there. Until one night… they do.

What begins as a joke, a dare, a moment that “didn’t mean anything” soon unravels into something neither of them is prepared for. Jealousy. Longing. Fear. And the undeniable truth that maybe straight isn’t the right word after all.

Set against the charming, close-knit backdrop of Port Dale, this story isn’t just about coming out—it’s about coming clean, shedding years of masculine performance, and choosing intimacy over comfort. And yes, it’s also hot.

A friends-to-lovers story wrapped in banter, vulnerability, and emotional discovery

Denial has never been this sexy—or this honest.

The genius of Two Straights Too Many lies in how Alexander balances the slow burn with the deep emotional undertow. These men are friends—the kind who finish each other’s sentences, drink beers together and make jokes to avoid their feelings. Their romance doesn’t happen because of a grand declaration—it happens in stolen moments, awkward silences, and the terrifying realization that they’re happier together than with anyone else.

Masculinity, queerness, and the space in between

This book navigates masculinity in a fresh, thoughtful way. Both characters wrestle with what it means to be seen differently—not just by others, but by themselves. Their internalized fears, their hesitation, their eventual breakthrough—it’s all written with care and authenticity.

Humor that never overshadows heart

Make no mistake: this book is funny. From awkward morning-after moments to accidental innuendos, there’s plenty to laugh about. But Alexander knows when to pull back and let the emotion land. The balance of levity and depth makes the emotional payoff hit even harder.

Tropes and themes that make this book unforgettable

• Friends-to-lovers: Built on history, affection, and unspoken tension
• Bi awakening/questioning sexuality: Honest, modern, and deeply human
• Proximity / shared space: Because sleeping on opposite sides of the bed only works for so long
• Internal conflict: The struggle to redefine identity and risk vulnerability
• Found family in a small town: Port Dale offers support, warmth, and a little well-meaning gossip
• Slow burn + explosive payoff: Every moment leads to that kiss… and everything after

Who will adore Two Straights Too Many?

• Readers who love MM romance with emotional depth and sharp banter
• Fans of bi-awakening stories that treat identity with care, realism, and compassion
• Anyone looking for a book that combines laugh-out-loud moments with real emotional stakes
• Lovers of small-town romances where everyone knows your business—but also has your back
• Fans of authors like Riley Hart, Annabeth Albert, or Lucy Lennox, who blend heat and heart seamlessly

Final Thoughts

Two Straights Too Many is the kind of MM romance that sticks with you—not just because it’s sexy and hilarious (it is), but because it says something real about identity, friendship, and what it means to grow into the person you were always meant to be.

Romeo Alexander has written a story for everyone who’s ever questioned themselves, hesitated in the face of love, or realized that what they want has been right in front of them the whole time.

Because sometimes, the most radical love stories start with two men insisting they’re straight—until they can’t lie about it anymore.